December 2011
125 posts
When someone tells me they like me
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks...
They are all like:
& I’m just like:
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That moment when your parents actually say yes
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That moment when your parents actually say yes
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today is the last monday of 2011. reblog now or go...
When someone says they like your favorite band...
omfgsomepersonactually:
Christmas: Then and now...
lmaogtfo:
Then:
Now:
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Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
You will win my love with that phrase
Christmas Morning...
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When you and your parents argue but you were...
-makemesmile:
Where the fuck is my sorry nigga?
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
5 days until Christmas.
10 years ago, I’d be like:
5 years ago:
Now:
Wasn’t it just November last week?
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
This Week's Schedule:
erikamonster:
Monday: sleep
Tuesday: sleep
Wednesday: sleep
Thursday: sleep
Friday: sleep
I LIVE A GLAMOUROUS LIFE.
Mon: School
Tues: School
Wed-Fri: sleep
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household